someone push me up against a wall and kiss me like I matter.
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds
The saga continues
"Losing your Virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut."
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me